"I crack myself up..."

This is our blogspot created to do nothing more than to crack ourselves up. We'll be posting anything and everything we find that is funny out in the world here, so if you have a sense of humor, keep us bookmarked.

Our first challenge was to think up a name for our site... It was difficult, but we narrowed it all down to the following. If you read our site, and think we should switch the name, then post something Bitch and make your opinion heard!

1. They Died With Their Boots On Wrong.......BITCH!

2. Ignoranuses - People who are both stupid and assholes.......BITCH!
3. I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID.......BITCH!
4. You're All Dead to Me.......BITCH!
5. Frunk as Duck.......BITCH!
6. I peed in your closet.......BITCH!
7. How about a nice big cup of STFU.......BITCH!
8. You're all ugly stick victims.......BITCH!
9. Hung like a Dwarf.......BITCH!
10. Can't sleep… Clowns will eat us….......BITCH!
11. wtfwpt&gd? .......BITCH!
12. We'll be nicer if you try to be smarter.......BITCH!
13. Asses of Evil.......BITCH!
14. Your Mom goes to College.......BITCH!
15. Paid to Think.......BITCH!
16. Whoop-Di-Frickin-Doo.......BITCH!
17. We have an opening for people like you (subtitled: It's called the Door) .......BITCH!
18. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.......BITCH!
19. Forward This! .......BITCH!
20. We'll Always Have Clinton.......BITCH!
21. The Brains Behind the Business.......BITCH!
22. How do I set the laser printer to stun? .......BITCH!
23. Work is not the 4 letter word we were thinking of….......BITCH!
24. Our walls are too close for the Hammock to work right….......BITCH!
25. This is a thankless job, but we have plenty of bad Karma to burn….......BITCH!
26. Deep thoughts by Heywood Jablowme.......BITCH!
27. Deep thoughts by Hugh G. Rection.......BITCH!
28. Deep thoughts by Juan Nightstand.......BITCH!
29. Deep thoughts by Dick Gozinia.......BITCH!
30. Deep thoughts by Adolf Oliver Nippils.......BITCH!
31. Deep thoughts by Allota Fagina.......BITCH!
32. We Rule Your Face.......BITCH!
33. Pink Baboons.......BITCH!
34. Fancy a Shag? .......BITCH!
35. I am a magical being, take off your bra. .......BITCH!
36. (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. What?!? .......BITCH!
37. You look just like my mother. .......BITCH!
38. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. .......BITCH!
39. When did I realize I was God? I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. .......BITCH!