Wednesday, March 01, 2006

This guy loves it!














Anonymous said...

I love beefmaster. My life hasnt been the same since I met Beefie!!
I love Tom, but he cant please like BM-35 can!!

sincerely,

Katie Holmes

March 03, 2006 7:35 AM

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Anonymous said...

I agree, and the worls also needs to know!!. My baby is not from Kevin Federline...Its from Beefmaster!

Hurry and call Beef!!

love always,

Britney

March 03, 2006 7:37 AM

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Anonymous said...

Dat muda fuka off the hook sho nuff. He packin it like a brutha. Hell yea!!

Stop by sometime beef, and brang Shitty witcha too!


Lil Kim

March 03, 2006 7:40 AM

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Anonymous said...

George,

As your former manager I insist that you stop this bullshit and come back to us..OK.....You win, we will pay you the six figures you requested!

Regards,
VIVID Video Productions

March 03, 2006 7:44 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

You had me from hello. I know your not gay like urdead2me and who ever the hell Shitty is but I will always be here for you.

XOXOXO
Kenny Chesney

March 03, 2006 8:25 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beefmaster!!

Oh my GOD ...I cant believe its really you!! I havent seen you since my last breast exam. The boys say hello and miss their daddy. I hate you couldnt make it to my roast party, but you know I forgive you baby!
Please stop by soon or call.

Love,
Pamela Anderson Lee beefmaster Rock

March 03, 2006 8:30 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

I cannot go on without you any longer. I have just taken several pills right now to ease the burden of my life and not having you in it. I will nevert forgety th tiimmes we haa us get together and rek sqauer lorjkqo iqqqvqo...i feel a lirtle sytrangbe qw jaiunbbbbbbbbbv;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

March 03, 2006 8:36 AM

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Anonymous said...

Oh my God!! I know the guy in that picture..Its BEEFMASTER!! .. Damn what stud! Please call me again Beefmaster because I still love you!



FSU Girl!!

March 03, 2006 8:38 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

I did everything you told me too. I dumped nick, did the pizza comercial and sold the house!! WHAT HAVE I LEFT UNDONE?!?!
Please call me before I go crazy. Because when Im with you...I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy with nothing but a t-shirt on.tee hee...Look at me..Im so silly.

Love,
Jessica S.

March 03, 2006 8:44 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

Thanks for all the advise. You taught me that CRACK IS WACK! Now me and Bobby are the right track. Oh well, I better go before Bobby whoop's my skinny lil o bitch ass.

Love,
Whitney

March 03, 2006 9:24 AM

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Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my trailer while I was filming Herbie fully loaded. After being with you I know the real meaning of fully loaded. You are my rock.


Love,
Lindsey Lohan

March 03, 2006 9:28 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

I am sorry to inform you that your "beefmaster meat plaster" imprint was stolen late Thursday night from our Ripleys museum. We have the local authorities doing an all out hunt for the piece and it should be easy to find due to its enormous size.

Dean Cain

March 03, 2006 10:05 AM

Delete
Anonymous said...

Beefmaster,

I apreciate the offer and yes it would be a great tv show for ratings and my career. Regretfully my magic is useless against the likes of that. That thing is just to damn big for me to try to vanish!!

Sincerely,
David Copperfield

March 03, 2006 10:12 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

you havent eaten, you baraley sleep. Its that thing. That thing below your waist!!

I could help. I could carry it while...Share the Load(th load th load th lo - share th load)

Sam W. Gamjee

March 03, 2006 10:16 AM

Delete
Anonymous said...

Beefmaster.

They will be coming for you.
Listen...to me carefully.

you are.... THE ONE
THE ONE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD.


0110001001110100010
Morpheus

March 03, 2006 10:19 AM

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Anonymous said...

Beef,

Of course I'm not mad at you about the film shoot accident. You cant help it. I can still have kids and the stitches come out next week!! The doctor also says I will be walking again soon and that I will have all the feeling in my lower legs soon.

Love,
Jenna Jameson

March 03, 2006 10:35 AM

Delete
Anonymous said...

Beefmaster,

Please comeback to Brokeback Mountain! You left your favorite cowboy hat. You know we such a great time wrustling our doggies! Bring your spurs and rope.

Bronc Buster

March 03, 2006 2:36 PM

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love beefmaster. My life hasnt been the same since I met Beefie!!
I love Tom, but he cant please like BM-35 can!!

sincerely,

Katie Holmes

March 03, 2006 7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, and the worls also needs to know!!. My baby is not from Kevin Federline...Its from Beefmaster!

Hurry and call Beef!!

love always,

Britney

March 03, 2006 7:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dat muda fuka off the hook sho nuff. He packin it like a brutha. Hell yea!!

Stop by sometime beef, and brang Shitty witcha too!


Lil Kim

March 03, 2006 7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George,

As your former manager I insist that you stop this bullshit and come back to us..OK.....You win, we will pay you the six figures you requested!

Regards,
VIVID Video Productions

March 03, 2006 7:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

You had me from hello. I know your not gay like urdead2me and who ever the hell Shitty is but I will always be here for you.

XOXOXO
Kenny Chesney

March 03, 2006 8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beefmaster!!

Oh my GOD ...I cant believe its really you!! I havent seen you since my last breast exam. The boys say hello and miss their daddy. I hate you couldnt make it to my roast party, but you know I forgive you baby!
Please stop by soon or call.

Love,
Pamela Anderson Lee beefmaster Rock

March 03, 2006 8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

I cannot go on without you any longer. I have just taken several pills right now to ease the burden of my life and not having you in it. I will nevert forgety th tiimmes we haa us get together and rek sqauer lorjkqo iqqqvqo...i feel a lirtle sytrangbe qw jaiunbbbbbbbbbv;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

March 03, 2006 8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God!! I know the guy in that picture..Its BEEFMASTER!! .. Damn what stud! Please call me again Beefmaster because I still love you!



FSU Girl!!

March 03, 2006 8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

I did everything you told me too. I dumped nick, did the pizza comercial and sold the house!! WHAT HAVE I LEFT UNDONE?!?!
Please call me before I go crazy. Because when Im with you...I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy with nothing but a t-shirt on.tee hee...Look at me..Im so silly.

Love,
Jessica S.

March 03, 2006 8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

Thanks for all the advise. You taught me that CRACK IS WACK! Now me and Bobby are the right track. Oh well, I better go before Bobby whoop's my skinny lil o bitch ass.

Love,
Whitney

March 03, 2006 9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my trailer while I was filming Herbie fully loaded. After being with you I know the real meaning of fully loaded. You are my rock.


Love,
Lindsey Lohan

March 03, 2006 9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

I am sorry to inform you that your "beefmaster meat plaster" imprint was stolen late Thursday night from our Ripleys museum. We have the local authorities doing an all out hunt for the piece and it should be easy to find due to its enormous size.

Dean Cain

March 03, 2006 10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beefmaster,

I apreciate the offer and yes it would be a great tv show for ratings and my career. Regretfully my magic is useless against the likes of that. That thing is just to damn big for me to try to vanish!!

Sincerely,
David Copperfield

March 03, 2006 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

you havent eaten, you baraley sleep. Its that thing. That thing below your waist!!

I could help. I could carry it while...Share the Load(th load th load th lo - share th load)

Sam W. Gamjee

March 03, 2006 10:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beefmaster.

They will be coming for you.
Listen...to me carefully.

you are.... THE ONE
THE ONE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD.


0110001001110100010
Morpheus

March 03, 2006 10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beef,

Of course I'm not mad at you about the film shoot accident. You cant help it. I can still have kids and the stitches come out next week!! The doctor also says I will be walking again soon and that I will have all the feeling in my lower legs soon.

Love,
Jenna Jameson

March 03, 2006 10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beefmaster,

Please comeback to Brokeback Mountain! You left your favorite cowboy hat. You know we such a great time wrustling our doggies! Bring your spurs and rope.

Bronc Buster

March 03, 2006 2:36 PM  

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