Drunks are funny

Drunks are funny

The real spider man...

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Jay Leno slams Jennifer Willbanks (the idiot run-away bride)

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STFU!

Old Men Fight

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Terry Tate in the best sports commercial of all time!!!

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I've got big balls, you've got big balls, but this Dog has the biggest balls of them all !!!

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Think before you act dumbass!

A Hand Job or a Shake? - Jokaroo.com

Where's the money? There's only yogurt!?!?

Sperm Bank - Jokaroo.com

Escape damnit!!!

The Museum of Food Anomalies

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North Carolina Sex Offender & Public Protection Registry

North Carolina Sex Offender & Public Protection Registry

This is whacky...

Click the chick and toss her around... Who put their time into this???

Iraq War Fatalities

Iraq War Fatalities: Goes to show you who's doing all the work in Iraq.

Man, this is the most F'ed up prank ever...

(can be offensive)

Guy gets clocked by a car! Plus a Motley Crue soundtrack to boot...

This guy must have the worst luck

Iraq Port o Potty... This is just wrong.

Worst kind of ambush

World's Weirdest Commercial

What the hell?

Triumph Clips

Click here for a bunch of Triumph clips.

Great podcast show here! Hilarious...

The Dawn and Drew Show! - Podcasting from Wisconsin - a PodShow from D&D Productions

Live Shark Cam

Monterey Bay Aquarium: Aquarium Exhibits - Live Shark Cam

The difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners

How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners? Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Conservative Answer:
BANG!


Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"