Grandma Shocked!

Grandma Shocked

The Ketchup Effect

Click here to watch 'ketchup effect'

I SECOND THAT!

Will Ferrell Cow Bell SNL

Will Ferrell Cow Bell SNL

Throttling! WTF!

CNN.com - Netflix sends frequent renters to the back of line - Feb 10, 2006

Politics Explained

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

1. I'm the head of the family, so call me President.

2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the Government.

3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

5. Your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to this father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies:

"The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep.

The People are being ignored.

And the Future is in deep shit!"

Hilarious Bud commercial that didn't make the Superbowl.

Click here to watch 'Bud42'

Ok, I'm finally ready to be a kid again...

YouTube - Real Transformer

The Tao Of Backup

Ok, so I was searching for some information about backing up my pc; i.e. what should I back up, how often, etc... This is an interesting read or at least it won't completely bore your ass off.

The Tao Of Backup

Yoda having sex...

Get some little green guy!

Homer's thoughts on the recent UNC loss to the Dukies...

UNC

DAMNIT!!!

DAMNIT!!!

Jack Bauer audio clips... DAMNIT!!!

Kiefer Sutherland - Multimedia - Sound Clips

Redneck Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beercan, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and WestVirginia.

BRANGELINA (who the F has the time to put something like this together???)

BRANGELINA

Never gets old...