Funny or Die - The Landlord with Will Ferrell... Hilarious!!

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This is hilarious: Wired News - The You Tube Effect

Horrible sports caster!

Spiderman 3 Venom Leaked!!

WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!!!!!!!!

Gandolf is too sexy for his shirt!

Let's offend everyone!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment. (Does anybody get this one??!!)

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What 's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

Jack is back, and he looks like shit! 24 Trailer

FOX Broadcasting Company: 24

In case you haven't seen it: Dennis Green Tirade

A Day In The Life Of Coach Dennis Green

NFL hits season 05 06

Norbit - HEAAYYYYY

HEAYYYY

Amazon.com Halloween Porn anyone?

Amazon.com: DC Comics Batgirl and Supergirl Costume

Hilarious prank on telemarketer

Click here to listen to 'Telemarketers-Nightmare'

Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager

THIS IS KILLING ME! Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager official page

No, you shut the fuck up bitch and show some respect!

CNN.com - Streisand to heckler: 'Shut the @#&% up' - Oct 10, 2006

'Ghost Rider' Exclusive Trailer Premiere - Moviefone

'Ghost Rider' Exclusive Trailer Premiere - Moviefone